Congratulations Ireland, from the USA! Congrats for your bravery and courage! Congrats for throwing off the shackles of the patriarchy and the Catholic Church!
You’ve finally broken the bonds of patriarchal oppression definitively. You’ve proven to the world that you are a modern state, that you value freedom and sexual liberation. You have said to the world that you’re not that backward country people thought you were, but a country that values personal liberty over old-fashioned mores. Congrats, congrats, congrats!
We over here in the States have great cause to celebrate. We, of course, led the way, by legalizing abortion in 1973. We led the charge into modernity. Unlike you, we didn’t even vote on it. Instead we just imposed it by the will of seven unelected judges who all went to elite law schools and know better than the general populace. You still have a way to go in learning about process, but at least the results were right.
Since Roe v. Wade, we’ve killed 60 million infants. Hah! You have a long way to go to get close to us in your tiny country. Of course, you’ll never catch up to the good ole US of A. We’re still aborting at a massive rate, and our people are so sexually liberated that we’re going to be aborting more and more babies every year. They are the consequences of sex, of course, but we like to call them “consequences” and not babies because it makes things easier. Remember that.
Just think about it. The Nazi’s only killed 6 million Jews. We’ve beaten them by a factor of 10! We’ve even beaten Stalin, killing more than double his paltry 25 million! And we don’t wait for them to grow up. No, we nail ’em in the womb, where it’s easy and they can’t complain about it. It’s awesome, as we say here.
Some of them we just suck out when they are little embryos. But we specialize in ripping them limb from limb, while they actually fight the surgical instruments. We also like to just partially deliver the baby and crush his/her skull in the birth canal, or heck, even after they are born. And then we sell the parts to the highest bidder, or just chuck them in the “rubbish” as you Irish like to say.
We glorify our leaders who help us accomplish this. The head of our largest abortion provider makes Hitler look like an amateur, but she’s got a bestselling book and goes on all the talk shows! We love her! And Gwyneth Paltrow, our favorite actress, is beloved for telling everyone to go get abortions on Mother’s Day. How about that. Ironic isn’t it? She knows how to throw off that patriarchal Church better than you do! She sells occult supplies on her website for a fortune, because of course, the God of the Christians doesn’t like abortion but the demon god Moloch actually demands infant sacrifice.
Yes, you have a long way to go, but what a start. Keep it up Ireland!
Mors Sanctorum 